These are ten of my FAVORITE puns
10) When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
09) I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
08) To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
07) Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
06) I'm drawn to art.
05) A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
04) A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
03) I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.I
02) He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
01) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me
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